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So what does that mean, exactly?

Glad you asked.

To begin with, it means I’ll send you a link where you can download a .pdf of my new book, “Mark E. Johnson’s Pretty Goodest Blog Hits, Vol. 1.” for the low, low price of zero! Then, it means that I’ll send you insider info on all my upcoming books.

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