Funny Stories for Dads

I’ll provide the funny stories. All you have to do is read ’em and laugh. It’s OK. I’ll wait for the game to end.

Why do dads need to laugh? In case you haven’t noticed, today’s dads are often marginalized in popular media. Watch any TV commercial. We’re usually portrayed as bumbling doofuses. In my case, it’s probably true, but I doubt it’s entirely accurate in your situation. You work hard to provide for your family and set a loving example for your children. It’s OK to relax and laugh every once in a while, right? Dads of the world unite! (Right after loading the dishwasher…)

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Sugar pushes buttons

Children, Health and fitness, Observations

Tuesday night, I wrote a post about how America indoctrinates our children into the Sugar Culture from the word go. I really didn't expect the post to generate much interest. Boy, was I off. Now granted, my blog page is still in its…

I know you're just trying to be nice. Don't.

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Health and fitness

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